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November 15, 2008

Why I Hope That the GOP Will Recover

Filed under: Politics — aubreyautumn @ 3:54 am
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gopchangeWhen I was nine years old and in the third grade, I started following Presidential elections.  My interest began with Ford/Carter ’76.  It now seems literally a lifetime ago.

I’ve been a lifelong Democrat.  It started with rooting for Carter, and for every Democratic candidate since.  However, simply because I would disagree with a political party doen’t necessarily mean that I can’t respect it.

Admittedly, while Democratic Presidents have been historically better at domestic policy, (One only needs to look at the Clinton surplus in the year 2000) Republicans have been pretty good at foreign policy.  Iran/Contra notwithstanding, Reagan was a good foreign policy President.  He took a new approach to the Cold War, and brought respectability to the US from the rest of the world.

Now the party seems to be in this state of limbo and lost identity.  What happened?

I believe that George W. Bush was a catalyst to the implosion of the GOP.  While Reagan stated that government was the problem and not the solution, Bush expanded government in ways that the extreme liberal left couldn’t have fathomed.  This problem had been brewing for a while with extreme fringes of the right gaining a platform, and speaking for the entire party.  Bush merely brought this problem to a head.   While creating the expensive bureaucracy of Homeland Security, Bush believed that the American Government could intervene and promote democracy in other nations with cultures far different from ours.  While Gerald Ford told Wall Street in the ’70s to “drop dead” rather than bailing them out, Bush endorsed the partial socializing of our banking system by doing the very thing that the old guard Republicans vehemently opposed; throw money at the problem.  For the full scope of this Presidency, look at my blog, President Evil 2: Dark Legacy.

While the Democrats unabashedly brought forth the best and the brightest, The Republicans have had this annoying habit of bringing forth the plain-spoken and folksiest.  Bush again was a prime example, especially during the 2004 debate with John Kerry when the nation witnesses Bush slumped over his podium, and faltering over his talking points.  Bush spin doctors in spin alley hailed Bush as “plain-spoken.”  In actuality he wasn’t plain-spoken, he was being inarticulate.  There is a difference.

Now we have to deal with Sarah Palin, who played up her folksy Alaskan demeanor during the 2008 Vice-Presidential debate.  Like Bush, there’s not much substance behind the smile.  She is mostly backed by editors of “The Weekly Standard” and “The National Review” like Fred Barnes, William Kristol, and Rich Lowry.  I do wonder if these men are in denial mode, looking over her glaring inadequacies while wanting her so much to succeed.  My question to the GOP is, do you really want a pushy, overly ambitious, non-intellectual to lead your party?  Too many of the reactionary extremists have hijacked the GOP, and it needs to reclaim the party.  It needs to say that the Hannities and the Limbaughs of the right do not reflect the GOP as a whole.  For all of the faults of the Democrats, the party on the left has become remarkably moderate.  We [Democrats] take in the fringe, but we take them with a grain of salt.  The left extremists are heard, but they aren’t the voice of the Democratic Party.  The GOP needs to act similarly.

It’s like looking at an old foe with whom you’ve shared this wonderful rivalry who is now hurting, and you want to put differences aside to help that foe.  Although I seldom agreed with the Republican platform, I respected it.  I want so much for the Republican party to make a comeback and earn my respect again.  I feel real sadness for the GOP, and hope that they can repair their broken party.

November 12, 2008

Oh Lordy!

Filed under: Humor,Politics — aubreyautumn @ 3:11 am
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Republican_Logo.jpg GOP image by RevTimster The Rove machine has been defeated, Barack is moving into the White House, and the Democrats have made significant gains in the House and the Senate.  As a result, the Republicans are running scared.  They know that this past Presidential election has left them fractured and crippled.

This is a pretty serious time for the GOP to try to regain its identity.  They have released a new website, rebuildtheparty.com to have Republican constituents create ideas on how the GOP can be rebuilt, and others can vote on the ideas.  Sounds like a pretty good idea; get feedback from fellow Republicans on how to best repair the party.  Most of the top-ranking, and most voted on ideas sound like pretty solid conservative principles.  However, I noticed that this site isn’t moderated very well.  Looks like there will always be those who will abuse these forums:

Writer’s note:  These are actual entries from the site.  These views don’t necessarily reflect my own, although I find some to be downright hilarious and others . . . well, shocking.  Please, no flame-comments.  I’m just the messenger.

Oh GOP, what happened to you guys?

  1. 3 votes
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    Stop pandering to idiots.

    What embarrassing anchors haven’t we hitched ourselves up to? The gun fetishists make us look like brain-dead hicks, the religious fanatics make us look like emotion-driven lunatics, and idiots like that Obama-monkey-doll guy in Pennsylvania make us look like racists. That’s not the Republican party – that’s clueless imbeciles using us for their own means at the expense of our reputation.

    We don’t even have a base to strengthen because our base is so badly choked out by these ancillary groups that only use conservatism as an easy road to more photo ops for themselves and P.R. nightmares for us. Voters would be more willing to side with us if it wasn’t so humiliating to do so.

    Stop making these idiots feel at home with us and absolute scores of new, sensible Republicans will appear.

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    EAT A TRUCKLOAD OF GAY DICKS

    It is my sincere belief that this will help considerably with the rebuilding of the Republican party. The Republican voters need to see that the new Chairman has the dedication and desire to serve the party to the best of his ability. They need proof.

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    Elect Hank Williams Jr!

    This old union’s got problems
    That is plain to see
    The democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
    Just like 1-2-3
    The bankers didn’t want to make all those bad loans
    But Bill Clinton said “you got to!”
    Now they want to bail out
    what I’m talking about
    Is a democrat liberal hoodoo!
    To me and you

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    Jack Twist…Jack Nasty

    Just like the self-loathing Jack and Ennis from Brokeback Mountain, the RNC needs to learn how to quit you. They want you to love them, but only in the privacy of a pup tent in the middle of nowhere. Remove the fear and self-loathing, the party might have a chance.

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    um, give it a rest.

    Blood pressure’s still hasn’t gone down from ’08. Cheese us.

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    Should be all about Truck Nutz

    Real Americans (TM) like their TRUCK NUTZ. Therefore the new party platform should be about TRUCK NUTZ!!! That is all.

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    relax and enjoy 8 years of peace and prosperity

    Republicans at the topmost levels did such a great job the last 8 years, don’t you think? How about we let the other side fuck it up for awhile. Bush should take advantage of any remaining vacation days (use em or lose em!) and leave a big steaming pile for the Dems to clean up. I hope and pray that Obama is just a lying politician like everyone else, otherwise, our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity has begun.

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    Become somewhat literate in the language of America’s youth.

    We need to speak the language of young people in order to engage them. I propose that we should have a subcommittee sent to monitor 4chan in order to learn the concerns of the youth of America.

    One of the reasons That One got so much of the Youth Vote is that he understands their language. He knows what those strange acronyms FTW, OMGWTFBBQ, and KTHNXBAI stand for. He knows how to move ‘ZIG’ for great justice. All our youth votes are belong to him and this is something we cannot allow to happen.

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    give us all a really, really lot of happiness.

    Everyone likes happiness, and that’s why I think it would be a good idea. Also, more good ideas, please. That would make us happy.

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    Get Bovice to run a train on someone.

    UNFORGIVABLE.

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    learn to play the banjo

    The Republican base is shrinking.

    Those who are abandoning the party: middle-class, urban, college-educated, professionals, suburban, soccer Moms, NASCAR dads, Hispanics, Blacks, young people.

    What is left: dittoheads, liars, thieves, scoundrels, bathroom predators, mercenaries. And some residents of Appalachia.

    The Party already owns the scoundrels and dittoheads, but could still reach out to the honorable population of Appalachia, who for whatever reason support the party.

    Learning how to play the banjo will allow the Party to make good progress in reaching this last segment of the population.

    Go GOP!

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    Ousier Boudreaux 2012

    Yes she may have been in a bad mood for the last 40 years, but she is a tried and true Southerner Republican.

    And Clairee can run as Veep. I mean she DOES have more money than God.

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    Build a Giant Robot Ronald Reagan

    It’s become clear that the current strategy in the War on Terror has failed! We must build a giant robot, manned by a crack team of conservative heroes (Ann Colter, Mike Huckabee, and Hank Williams Jr), which can fly to the Middle East and kill all the Muslin Terrorists. Then it can fly back to America, scale the Washington Monument like King Kong, and swat the Ron Paul Blimp out of the sky while holding a bikini-clad Michelle Malkin hostage. America will surely rally around this virile cybernetic symbol of the GOP’s glory days!

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    Support Palestine

    Christians in Jesus’ homeland are dying. If we are going to be the party with morals, this would be a nice start!

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    Terri Schiavo 2012

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    not be over 60

    or likely to die while in office, leaving some uneducated hick cunt as next in line

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    stop going to bed before 9pm

    things happen at night.

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    develop an understanding of how web 2.0 actually works

    See, the thing is, most of the people on the internet are dicks, and will do dick-ish things when left uncensored and anonymous. See Digg, any forum ever, and 4chan.

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    move border patrol to our northern border

    we must not scare away possible value minded Mexican immigrants who can fortify the Republican party with their pro-life, marriage protective ideals. If they are allowed to come and settle in the US and become productive citizens they will surely be social conservative boons to our nation.

    What we must do is fortiffy our northern border. Canada is a liberal country which encourages gay marriage, abortions, high taxes, and universal health care. Allowing Canadians to enter the country freely without the same scrutiny Mexicans have will allow their faulty ideologies to leak into our nations. We must accept Mexicans into our nation so that they can become future republicans.

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    Crush the enemies

    See them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women.

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    make Nailin’ Paylin a documentary, not a fantasy

    Lots and lots of titties. Like, LOTS

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    Be a Democrat

    I mean, what the hell, they won, right? Why don’t we give it a try?

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    Finance the death star

    Cause we all have planets that need to be blowed the fuck up

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